ladybugkay

Title: Stolen Dick (Bruce/Dick)
Author: ladybugkay
Summary: Epilogue to “Everybody Wants Dick” series. Crack!fic. The villains have stolen Nightwing and argue about who gets to make him all ‘dirty.’ And then his owner shows up. In the running: Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman, who snuck over to the dark side for this little caper. To the rescue: Batman and Robin.

Warnings: I suppose PG-13 for language and sexual insinuations.

Disclaimer: DC would never be so careless as to let me have them.

A/N: Reading order: First is “Everybody Wants Dick,” second is either “Giving Dick the Good News” OR “Dick Gets a Say (sort of),” and this is the optional epilogue. It’s a pointless little ending, but someone suggested the villains speak up about Nightwing, and well, a few good lines popped into my head. Sadly, those remained the only good lines. I think that’s because the villains behave this way normally; it’s more fun to see the heroes get all snippy and selfish. Ah, well. I send it out into the void, regardless of quality. Read or ignore at your own whim.

Title: Giving Dick the Good News

Author: ladybugkay

Pairing: Bruce/Dick

Summary: Sequel to “Everybody Wants Dick.” Crack!fic. After the great rumble over who gets to take Dick Grayson home to bed, Clark shows up to warn Dick who won. (It’s Bruce, of course.)

Warnings: R rating, I guess. A curse or two and some sexual innuendo. Ah, Dick.

Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I am not DC. DC would never allow this to happen.

A/N: I got an incredible (and unexpected) response to the first story, and people even asked for a sequel, so I gave it a whirl. I’m all intimidated by everyone’s expectations, now, especially since the original fic just sort of came to me. This one wrote itself, too, but I’m worried it fell a little flat, although maybe it just feels like that because it’s only Clark and Dick and Bruce. And so, I also wrote an entirely different sequel with the whole gang back; you can read this one first (or second, whatever), or you can skip it entirely and move on to the other sequel, “Dick Gets a Say (sort of).” Let me know which one you prefer! I can’t make up my mind. There is also an optional epilogue: "Stolen Dick."