Batfic: Stolen Dick (Bruce/Dick)

Title: Stolen Dick (Bruce/Dick)
Author: ladybugkay
Summary: Epilogue to “Everybody Wants Dick” series. Crack!fic. The villains have stolen Nightwing and argue about who gets to make him all ‘dirty.’ And then his owner shows up. In the running: Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman, who snuck over to the dark side for this little caper. To the rescue: Batman and Robin.

Warnings: I suppose PG-13 for language and sexual insinuations.

Disclaimer: DC would never be so careless as to let me have them.

A/N: Reading order: First is “Everybody Wants Dick,” second is either “Giving Dick the Good News” OR “Dick Gets a Say (sort of),” and this is the optional epilogue. It’s a pointless little ending, but someone suggested the villains speak up about Nightwing, and well, a few good lines popped into my head. Sadly, those remained the only good lines. I think that’s because the villains behave this way normally; it’s more fun to see the heroes get all snippy and selfish. Ah, well. I send it out into the void, regardless of quality. Read or ignore at your own whim.

( Look. I've already been through this with my side... )