Not a fic: for the Americans

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

And to everyone else, have a great day and maybe eat some cake or something. Own those holidays.

Superman/Batfic: I Never (Bruce/Clark)

Title: I Never

Author: ladybugkay

Pairing: Bruce/Clark

Fandom: DCU and Smallville

Rating: R for language and sexual references

Word Count: 495

Summary: Crack!fic. Superman and Batman play a drinking game. The one where if you have done the something mentioned, you drink. If you’ve ‘never,’ you don’t.

Disclaimer: DC and Gough & Millar own them. I’m playing.

A/N: This idea snuck into my head while I was out buying milk, and I had to write it down. Sorry?

 

 

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