Banged out in about five minutes, and it shows.
Title: Ten Reasons Jim Kirk Is A 25-Year Old Virgin, and One Reason He Doesn't Stay That Way
Author: ladybugkay
Fandom: Star Trek (Star Trek XI with a bit of TOS thrown in)
Pairing: Kirk/Spock, but the title also tells you about references to some other pairings
Rating: PG
Word Count: 590
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry, Paramount, and now a little bit to J.J. Abrams.
Note: In response to this prompt atst_xi_kink. Written very fast and not anonymously because, well, I fail a little bit at anonymity. Also, it's not quite what was requested, nor is it either of the 2 Trek fics I've been working on. *sighs*