ladybugkay

What a way to boldly go where Smallville will never ever go! No wimpy cop outs of season finale cliffhangers here. The harsh reality of death forces Clark to move on to find his destiny... like experimenting with gay sex in the city. ;-) No need for the red rocks either, so the boy's ready to grow up, at least sexually... If Jor-El asks, he can even chalk it up as extra-curriculum training - gay sex education 101. Hey, it might come in handy one day (if his secret dreams come true)! ;-) But oh, how terribly awkward for his dream lover to see him in the midst of dirty alley sex with a blond substitute. I can just imagine Clark banging his head against the wall in the Fortress freaking out that Oliver knows who Clark really wants to bang... It's rather funny that Jor-El gets his son to come back due to the fallout from his son's gay love life. ;-D