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Supermanfic: Besotted (Clark/Oliver)
Title: Besotted
Author: ladybugkay
Fandom: DCU and Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Oliver
Rating: R (bordering on NC-17)
Word Count: 1228
Warnings: sex and some very bad writing
Summary: Clark and Oliver are interrupted whilst in the midst of, well, you know. Can be read on its own, but was intended as an epilogue to my Revelations series that started with Denial.
Disclaimer: DC and Gough & Millar and others own the rights. I slash the boys for fun and intend no copyright infringement.
A/N: I was trying for a specific mood when I wrote this (very late at night), but I think it's probably safe to say the experiment failed. So, this is an itty, bitty, smutty, completely gratuitous epilogue that I couldn't resist writing, even though it's really quite terrible and actually detracts from a series of which I am rather proud. (In other words, feel free to ignore it.) *hides face in shame*
“Good God, Smallville, take it somewhere with a locked door next—Ollie?!”
“Lois!”
Oliver jerks his head up from
It doesn’t help that Clark, the aggravating, infuriating, insufferable, mouthwateringly naked work of art that he is, is biting the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing.
None of this is funny, and if Lois had walked in here twenty minutes earlier or five minutes later, the words ‘compromising position’ would have acquired new meaning in the state of
Not that that would have stopped Oliver. In fact, twenty minutes earlier or five minutes later, and Oliver probably wouldn’t have even heard Lois.
For a long moment, everything fades to black as Oliver indulges in the remembered sensation of naked, writhing bodies and sweat-slick limbs, losing himself in the rushing undertow of licentious images. He can still feel the moans and sighs reverberating through every inch of his body, and he wants nothing more than to go back and do it all over again. It’s been hours, and he can’t stop licking
“Oliver.”
Oliver is drowning in
“Oliver.”
He snaps back into focus, a rubber band released from tension, and there is no more edge of humour in
Lois. Right. Oliver blinks hard and tries to concentrate.
Lois’s face is sharp before him, outraged more than hurt, a fact for which he has just enough awareness to be grateful. Apparently anger is to be the order of the day, and Oliver cringes slightly because Lois can flay him with her tongue faster than
On the edges of his vision,
“What the hell is going on here?” Lois’s voice has that ruthlessly restrained air of hysteria about it, the one that makes Oliver’s head ache.
Oliver looks to Clark for answers, because all he remembers, is wanting to see Clark, coming to see Clark, seeing Clark, and then the world dissolving into a cornucopia of pornographic scenes and erotic sensation. They’re certainly not bad memories; they’re just not very helpful at this point in time.
There is something Oliver should say. He knows this, but he doesn’t seem quite able to bring his mind back from all the sex it’s still having, so his body continues to run the show.
Besides, every thought Oliver has had for the past—well, he isn’t exactly sure how many days ago it all started, but probably around the time he finally let Lois go—has centered around Clark Kent, and all he can think to say is, ‘I can’t help it. Have you seen his ass?’ Yet even in his apparently sex-addled state, Oliver knows this isn’t the best way to console his ex-girlfriend for his unexpected (and extremely naked) presence in
And he stands there, silent and staring, his eyes flickering between Lois and Clark.
Lois clenches her teeth and turns to
“Smallville? You better have a damn good explanation for swapping bodily fluids with my erstwhile boyfriend.”
Oliver keeps his eyes on
Later, Oliver will reach the conclusion that it’s really not his fault that he becomes transfixed by a single bead of sweat making its tantalizing way down
In the moment itself, however, Oliver makes a desperate attempt to control himself. He forces his eyes back up to
To think, to imagine, the wonders of
An obsession never to be resolved.
A very small part of Oliver is aware he is ignoring Lois again without even trying. The words she’s spitting at him, somewhat justifiably, he’ll admit, can’t quite sink through the haze that’s everywhere around him and that holds no room for anyone other than
All Oliver wants right now is for Lois to go away again, so that he can keep touching
Oliver will never know what
Yes, Oliver thinks, as his back arches in a twist of pleasure, clothing is highly, highly overrated, and clothing on
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Oliver ignoring Lois was priceless. :D
"He searches desperately for pants or a shirt, something with which to cover himself, but their clothing has all somehow acquired powers of independent motion and wandered off."
*dies* oh man, that line was SO perfect. Clearly, their clothes realize that the boys look better without them. ;)
Words can't describe how much love i have for this story! Thanks so much for writing this. It totally made my night!
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I'd been toying with the idea of an epilogue in which Lois interrupts them, but I never really got the right inspiration. I wasn't really satisfied with this, but if I made you happy, then I'm glad I posted it.
And yes, I agree with the boys' clothes: they do look better in nothing at all. As a matter of fact, I think their clothes have snuck off to a secluded place together to have their own fun. Just imagine Clark's slutty boxers taunting Oliver's nice, tight pants. LOL
Thank you so much for commenting (and so quickly!) and for being so nice. You made MY night, and I love you for liking this shameless little epilogue. ;D
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i LOVE shameless fics. sex fics are fun (especially since i can't write it so i really enjoy other people's).
and oh man, now you're making me have naughty thoughts about their clothes. LOL! *blushes*
do you mind if i add this to my clark/oliver list?
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I can't write full-on sex fics the way some people can, but I dabble every so often. (Sex is hard to write well! LOL)
And please, do, go right ahead and add this to your Clark/Oliver list. You're a sweetheart for pimping me out like this.
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This was really fantastic, and I absolutely LOVED reading it.
This:
‘I can’t help it. Have you seen his ass?’
Yeah...that killed me. Have I mentioned how much I loved this?
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And yeah, I liked the image of Oliver hiding behind a couch cushion and staring at Clark while Lois waits for an explanation, too. As for his thoughts about Clark's ass, well, I've decided that Oliver is a little bit obsessed with that ass. It's pretty much canon for me. LOL
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'he tugs a sofa cushion out from under Clark’s ass—what a glorious ass it is—and tries to disappear' LMAO Ollie is just too cute and i must admit i agree with that thought.
'clothing on Clark amounts to outright blasphemy. Oh, God!' rofl this fic just killed me. Incase i haven't been clear I totally LOVE THIS!
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But I'm very, very happy to know that you enjoyed this, particularly as I don't consider it quite up to par. But if I made you laugh, that's really all that matters. Thanks so much for your lovely comments. :)
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Of course, this can't be THE epilogue. It needs to be the epilogue, part "A". You need a companion piece from Clark's perspective. Yes, that's what we need... :)))
I also don't think this series needs to end at all. I love it so.
Bravo!
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I also don't know what it is about this particular Oliver that I have made him so completely infatuated with Clark, but he certainly is fun to write.
You always say the nicest things, and I really, really love you for being so supportive. :D
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And then poor Lois. I can easily imagine her standing there, outraged, and babbling, and Oliver just totally ignoring her. And then, you know, their position five minutes from there.
Nice!
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I have the feeling Clark hustled Lois out of there pretty quickly after he realized Oliver was all tangled up in wanting him. I imagine she's sulking somewhere, or maybe ranting with Chloe about it all.
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They're absolutely adorable and fun here - poor Ollie, getting interrupted is a fun image (and oh, how pretty!) but the image I like most is Clark biting the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. Oh, Clark.
and the way Clark left the lingering taste of apples and salt on his lips when they finally started kissing again.
Mmmmmmmm. A perfect description.
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I'm glad you had fun with it. (I don't really seem to write as much angst as I could--should?--but sometimes the voices I give characters get all twisted up in their ludicrous thoughts and the angst flies away.)
And I'm thrilled you liked the apples and salt line, because I really liked that one, myself. :)
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Wow. Thank you! I am quite proud of this little series (aside from the epilogue), and I had a lot of fun writing it. As there wasn't really a LOT to go on for Oliver's character in season 6, it makes it easy to play around with his personality and his thoughts. (And his lust for Clark!)
I've had a request to continue with this series, and I've been wanting to write some more with Oliver, lately, so who knows? This might end up not being the epilogue, after all. :)
Thanks again for your wonderful, wonderful comments.
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who would not have felt the same as Ollie??
poor lois she never had a chance!!
great job!
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I am not sure how I stumbled onto this pairing, I literally started reading these the other night, and this series is the first one that made me stop and just be like DAMN! LOL!
So, yeah, jsut got into them!
Love it!
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Thanks so much for commenting. I'm glad you enjoyed this series.
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I can so see this happening. lol.
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I'm glad you liked this little series. It began life completely innocently as a oneshot, but then inspiration kept coming. (I'm kind of hoping something similar happens with my Dean/Castiel fic, actually.)
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Not a big fan of their Clark Kent or lana lang but niiiceee Lex. XD
Not exactly what'd I'd buy a DVD set off, but watching it ain't all that ad. Well, I haven't been watching much you know recently but sometimes it's caught my eye. lol.
Mostly lately it's been because of the shallowness and pretty boys like JA and the guy who played Green Arrow. lol.
That tends to happen, and it's lovely when it does. (I'm hopin that as well. ;))
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That being said, I watch it for the pretty boys, too. Hence the Green Arrow inspiration. *g*
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It's really the best way to view SV now. lol.
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(Is now reading Apotheosis instead of goin to sleep. lol.)
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I wish i could do that. I used to be able to do that. but now I've just feel like my muse has moved to Wales or something. *Sigh*
And i'm still gonna do NaNo this year. Yeah, we'll see how that one goes. XD Though now I wanna combine two original fic worlds I have and one has fallen angels in it. I blame SPN. lol.
Vamps, Fae's and Angels. Fun! XD
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They just give you ideas and then run away. Evil things.
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As a writer, I can understand the feeling of dissatisfaction you might have for one of your pieces - I think it rocks, BTW - but your readership obviously doesn't share the feeling. *LOL*
Now, while Dick Grayson may be my one true love - okay, indulge me? - I have the hots for Oliver Queen like nobody's business. Always have. Green Arrow is my go to hot guy, my bad boy, the dude always up for a good time. *grin* That being said, I adored this fic! I loved the pieces leading up to it, but girl, this piece made me laugh out loud - before 9:00 AM and before the second cup of coffee! Oliver is PRICELESS! Besotted Oliver is RIGHT! Oh, I love him to little bits!
because he really needs his tongue to be back on Clark’s body.
This line killed me - in a very lovely way. *grin*
So please, don't worry about this piece - it works in every little way it can; a glorioius paean to Ollie's total obsession with the 'important' matters of life. *grin*
I loved it.
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And Justin Hartley as Oliver and Tom Welling as Clark? They were pretty much made to slash, hence the epilogue to a series that was initially supposed to be simply a one-shot to fill the gap between seasons. Ay, me. (But I'm tickled rosy pink that you liked it.)
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(Anonymous) 2011-05-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)WHAT IS THIS AMAZINGNESS I DON'T EVEN /melts into twitching puddle of hot goo
Just win. Pure, pure win.
Ohgod, Lois... You are just so awesome, but you really have to learn to realize when Ollie is in no shape to answer you, or even form a coherent thought.
And OLLIE. He's so far blissed out that he really doesn't get what's going on, and I love how he just kept looking at Clark to explain to Lois that yes, they were in fact having some pretty (obviously) mindblowing sex and he's really sorry about this but could she just leave pretty please no offense intended.
Poor Clark, though, left to bear the brunt of the Lois-fury, even though it really is all his fault, if indirectly, because come on, DAT ASS. I would totally go straight for it. Also, I really do wonder just what did he say to get Lois to leave. /ponders.
(write something 'bout that like Clark's pov or something pretty please?)
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Wonderfully enjoyable, even 3 years down the road!!!
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